What the hell is up with these semi-famous tabloid skanks and why does everyone care??? Who cares if Paris goes to jail? Who cares if LiLo goes to rehab? And most of all who cares what the train wreck Brittney is doing???

Where are all of their parents and managers and handlers, how did these girls get so out of control?

It’s really kind of sad but in a headline grabbing makes me feel better about myself kind of way. Rock on girls!